1. What was up with all the weird, awkward poses at the beginning of the show? They were actually distracting me from the clothes and I had to go back a couple of times because all I kept staring at was their feet, or their weird arms.
2. Who sucked the life out of the models?
3. The flats are gross. I'm sorry Karl, I could never ever second guess you, but those square toe flats with that heel are the kind of shoes old ladies wear with their sheer knee highs, which I'm guessing you referenced by putting the models in sheer hosiery as well. This was also distracting. I look at the models from the waist down, and they all look like the old ladies who work at the DMV or something. Not cute.
I'm so sorry.