When you see something coming down the runway that reminds you of Janice (Chandler's girlfriend from Friends), what the residents of Del Boca Vista wear on a daily basis and Colette Riordan, Cheri Oteri's pill-popping character from late 90's Saturday Night Live, you realize a couple of things. First, you've been watching too much TV. Second, these are the most horrible pants ever made. It's like a quasi-zebra ombre bedazzled clustercrap. And the hair? The Hair! Alright, I gotta stop.
Del Boca Vista graphic from Uniqwear