Only 2 words can describe this atrocity: JC Penney separates.
I don't even know if I have words to describe this. This could be appropriate in a Bollywood movie, but only in a crazy party scene. No one should wear this. No one should wear crop tops. EVER. It doesn't even fit the model right.
I have nothing bad to say about this dress. I absolutely loved it. I'm not sure if I'm ready to welcome trapeze shapes again, but this is gorgeous.
You tell me. No, really please tell me what the heck this is. Is it a dress for a Quinceañera circa 1979? The color is gross, the silver flora print is gross, the top ruffle is gross, the bottom ruffle is gross. It's just positively vomitous. Oh, and what's that I see? Is that... a sheer ruffle laying on top of the other ruffle? Why John? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?
I saved the best part for last.
Say hello to the Christian Dior Urban Sombrero. Elaine would be SO proud.