5.13.2008

WTF: Christian Dior Resort 09

Can you believe it's Resort time already? It seems absolutely crazy. Even crazier is the fact that John Galliano puts on a show as big and fancy as he would for any other collection. 58 looks for a resort collection? THAT'S INSANE! And you know what? It wasn't very good. I know, you are thinking that I am crazy and I don't know anything about fashion, but I totally have the evidence to back it up, I swear.


Only 2 words can describe this atrocity: JC Penney separates.



I don't even know if I have words to describe this. This could be appropriate in a Bollywood movie, but only in a crazy party scene. No one should wear this. No one should wear crop tops. EVER. It doesn't even fit the model right.



I have nothing bad to say about this dress. I absolutely loved it. I'm not sure if I'm ready to welcome trapeze shapes again, but this is gorgeous.



You tell me. No, really please tell me what the heck this is. Is it a dress for a QuinceaƱera circa 1979? The color is gross, the silver flora print is gross, the top ruffle is gross, the bottom ruffle is gross. It's just positively vomitous. Oh, and what's that I see? Is that... a sheer ruffle laying on top of the other ruffle? Why John? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?


I saved the best part for last.
Say hello to the Christian Dior Urban Sombrero. Elaine would be SO proud.

9 comments:

susie_bubble said...

You're spot on... and I know that you know we BOTH know a thing or two about fashion...

This was just ghastly...

laia. said...

i just couldnt believe my eyes.

nadarine said...

Also, no one should ever wear bejeweled starburst crotch shields. Chastity belts are soooo out.

laia. said...

If it's not an Everlast chastity belt that comes with your very own Cary Elwes in tights, I just don't want it.

Ana said...

Um... electric funeral...
G. (was?) my hero. Weird "creations" happen in a ba-a-a-a-d day.
:S

editor said...

why did you post that pic of #3?? i'm hiding from that dress - i love it so.
unrequited.

laia. said...

to show that every cloud has a silver lining? haha
the print is so gorgeous.

Rollergirl said...

Yuck, hate it all. What a crime against fashion! PS, how come Cruise collections are getting attention and celebs and everything now? Didn't they used to be kind of the poor relation?

laia. said...

yeah, I really dont know what happened to make things change like that. same with the pre-fall collections, and those I really dont buy as a collection. things are totally getting out of control.