One of my number one pet peeves is when they try to make heels out of regular everyday shoes (ie, that horrible Timberland heel trend that JLo was ALL OVER however many years ago). That it's done by Dr. Martens proper however, is breaking my heart. Why did you do it doctor? Why? And a wooden heel? Docs don't even HAVE wooden heels. I cannot stand behind this and it hurts me.
I'm sorry. I can't. Don't hate me.