9.19.2008

Ranty McRanterson

Ok, so I don't like Erin Wasson. Never had. It always annoyed me to see her face everywhere she she was a model. I took to calling her "Guason" which is what they call the Joker from Batman in Spanish. Not necessarily because I thought she looked like Jack Nicholson, but because her last name sort of rhymed and I take pleasure in being silly like that. Anywho, she stopped appearing in magazines and I was so psyched. And then she became Alexander Wang's right hand lady and the shit hit the fan and she was everywhere. Wearing her goddamn cutoff shorts with the pockets hanging out from under to every single event no matter how fancy it was. For some reason people liked this, maybe they thought it was edgy? WHO KNOWS! And now I am confronted with this picture of her wearing this stripper dress to a Teen Vogue event. Now, I know that fashion folk can get away with wearing stuff that real people shouldn't, but are you kidding me? I mean, just fucking go out naked dude. Even Rose McGowan's dress for the VMA's the year she went when she was dating Marilyn Manson covered up more than this. FURTHERMORE, it bothers me extra that she wore this to a Teen Vogue event. TEEN-VOGUE. Not for the opening of the Bret Michaels Razzmatazz Burlesque bar in Vegas or the Bai Ling Half-Naked Alliance Convention. And, since I've already opened the can of Wasson Poo, I'm just gonna go ahead and say that your line for RVCA is all Wang ripoffs and I think it's really nice of him to still be your friend.
Get over yourself dude, you're not the best thing since the Tide Pen (which is the best thing since sliced breat, btw).

PHEW. RANT OF THE CENTURY IS DONE.


Photo via Jezebel.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

right on.

Enfievre said...

i think your hatred of her is starting to rub off. i liked her but i totally feel what you are sayin. i was into the rvca stuff but it is totally aw ripsville. yayaya laia!

editor said...

you rant so so well.

Some Notes on Napkins said...

amen sister

1234 said...

alexander wang rip off to the max. agreed.

SOS! said...

Oh honey, bitch away. You have the right to.

harryshouldnotblog said...

BE MY BLOG BEST FRIEND.

oh, you truly did hit the wasson RIGHT on the head.

susie_bubble said...

I cannot tell you how much this girl irritates me...not so much because of overexposure but really because of her rip off antics.... it really does amaze me that Wang is still forgiving about it all...

sleepyhead said...

laia thank you for being brave and telling it like it is. she is always naked and that irks me to no effing end.

god we get you have amaze-bonkers legs. awesome. your hair is fab. you were a stylist for wang. COOL.

YOU ALSO WERE A COVER GIRL. am i the only person who still
remembers that? what irritates me the most is that so many of my favorite bloggers idolize her when i believe they have better personal style that she does.

BUT I DIGRESS.

laia. said...

yeaaah!!!
man, i wasnt expecting this level of support in my anti-guason-ness. i was expecting at least one comment that called me a hater. haha

nadarine said...

The Fug Girls agree- just saw their post today about her in this same outfit. Unite in Wasson hatred and awesome blogging!

march said...

hahah im a bit late in the game, just browsing your archives (ima first time reader:) but umm i actually felt kinda nervous for you with this post! everyone does seem to be in love erin...

laia. said...

haha
my mom does not approve of this post and still says it was a terrible thing to do and its been like a year.