Ok, so I don't like Erin Wasson. Never had. It always annoyed me to see her face everywhere she she was a model. I took to calling her "Guason" which is what they call the Joker from Batman in Spanish. Not necessarily because I thought she looked like Jack Nicholson, but because her last name sort of rhymed and I take pleasure in being silly like that. Anywho, she stopped appearing in magazines and I was so psyched. And then she became Alexander Wang's right hand lady and the shit hit the fan and she was everywhere. Wearing her goddamn cutoff shorts with the pockets hanging out from under to every single event no matter how fancy it was. For some reason people liked this, maybe they thought it was edgy? WHO KNOWS! And now I am confronted with this picture of her wearing this stripper dress to a Teen Vogue event. Now, I know that fashion folk can get away with wearing stuff that real people shouldn't, but are you kidding me? I mean, just fucking go out naked dude. Even Rose McGowan's dress for the VMA's the year she went when she was dating Marilyn Manson covered up more than this. FURTHERMORE, it bothers me extra that she wore this to a Teen Vogue event. TEEN-VOGUE. Not for the opening of the Bret Michaels Razzmatazz Burlesque bar in Vegas or the Bai Ling Half-Naked Alliance Convention. And, since I've already opened the can of Wasson Poo, I'm just gonna go ahead and say that your line for RVCA is all Wang ripoffs and I think it's really nice of him to still be your friend.
Get over yourself dude, you're not the best thing since the Tide Pen (which is the best thing since sliced breat, btw).
PHEW. RANT OF THE CENTURY IS DONE.
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