Anna, COME ON!!! You're KILLING ME HERE!
This is no way to usher in the new year! You want to talk about change? Then how about putting a model on the cover? Darling, I'll even meet you half way, it doesn't even have to be Sessilee or Jourdan, you can totally have Raquel jumping for joy on the cover!
Oh oh oh! And this is the intro to the article?
"At the end of the affair, her ex went to prison and she became a star. Sally Singer meets the newly single Anne Hathaway and watches her shop and soar."
Ps. Are breakup with douches the way to get a cover? Because in that case, we definitely need to talk...
Haha, so much snark today!