12.16.2008

So much for change...

Anna, COME ON!!! You're KILLING ME HERE!
This is no way to usher in the new year! You want to talk about change? Then how about putting a model on the cover? Darling, I'll even meet you half way, it doesn't even have to be Sessilee or Jourdan, you can totally have Raquel jumping for joy on the cover!

Oh oh oh! And this is the intro to the article?

"At the end of the affair, her ex went to prison and she became a star. Sally Singer meets the newly single Anne Hathaway and watches her shop and soar."

Riveting stuff.


Ps. Are breakup with douches the way to get a cover? Because in that case, we definitely need to talk...


Haha, so much snark today!

10 comments:

Anna said...

Yeah, there's always something about US Vogue that makes me cringe.

hazel said...

a model on vogue is only a dream :(
but seriously? "shop and soar"?

are you kiddddddddding me Wintour?!?!

Luce said...

snark snark more snark!

US Vogue is just .. just... so FUCKING boring.

(although anne hathaway is pretty cute- did you see her on the daily show?)

laia. said...

i dont like anne hathaway at all, but seeing her on the daily show made me like her a bit. if only because i imagine i wouldve acted the same way around dreamy jon stewart.

sleepyhead said...

US vogue is lamesville for me

michelle said...

Yeah, vogue has been having really boring covers :(

woodley park-zoo said...

I don't really have an opinion on A.H. but I thought she had been looking pretty in pics or glimpses on TV... but doesn't she look strange and almost a tad crosseyed here? Like bad photoshop? Odd, odd, odd and strange to think this was THE most flattering shot.

I haven't bought Vogue in sooooo long...

Luce said...

oh yeah. if i was on the daily show there would be a profession of love to him, fer sure.

ellastica said...

the cover styling/lighting has a bad early 90s vibe to it.
anne wasn't air-brushed into oblivion which is a nice change; however it's not a very flattering cover shot.Anna sure knows how to pick'em...
i'm not her biggest fan but there's a sincerity and integrity to anne which i admire...that singer intro is pretty embarrassing but sure beats most of the journalistic drivel Harper's Bazaar comes up with.
yes US Vogue is predictable but i guess that's why i find it oddly satisfying.

Enfievre said...

shop AND soar?!?!?OMG IT CANT BEEEE!