All these pop stars trying to be SO edgy these days. No one wears pants anymore, everyone coyly simulates "vulgar" sex acts and perfumes are made that smell of blood and semen. Poor little girls I think, they'll never be as amazing as Tammy.
SHE AIN'T GONNA SPREAD FOR NO ROSES!!
There are other reasons why Tammy is the best of course, one of which is her perfectly 90's suede pumps with a bell-bottom heel. Expertly paired with opaque white tights for ultimate next-level-ness.
She always wore super short dresses with her perfectly bouffant hairdo. This multi-color ensemble with dalmatian prints is perfect for meeting the queen.
Other stars shocked and awed by wearing brightly colored garments in unusual materials for their royal meetings. Tammy simply fellated a pickle.
GUYS I MEAN COME ON? TAMMY ROCKS!
This one is about dancing, penetration and masturbation. Whips and chains excite you Rihanna? ooOOoooh.