2.03.2011

Tammy

All these pop stars trying to be SO edgy these days. No one wears pants anymore, everyone coyly simulates "vulgar" sex acts and perfumes are made that smell of blood and semen. Poor little girls I think, they'll never be as amazing as Tammy.


SHE AIN'T GONNA SPREAD FOR NO ROSES!!

There are other reasons why Tammy is the best of course, one of which is her perfectly 90's suede pumps with a bell-bottom heel. Expertly paired with opaque white tights for ultimate next-level-ness.


She always wore super short dresses with her perfectly bouffant hairdo. This multi-color ensemble with dalmatian prints is perfect for meeting the queen.

Other stars shocked and awed by wearing brightly colored garments in unusual materials for their royal meetings. Tammy simply fellated a pickle.

GUYS I MEAN COME ON?
TAMMY ROCKS!

This one is about dancing, penetration and masturbation. Whips and chains excite you Rihanna? ooOOoooh.

BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME!!

10 comments:

Lily said...

Brucio forever

daywalker said...

Hilarious!! thanks for reminding me of Kids in the Hall - my friends introduced it to me when I lived in Canada - now i'm off to try and download the movie

Love reading your blog too, been following for about 2 years or more :)

Cheers,
Rachael :)

Serving Suggestion said...

Bruce McCulloch's legs are OOC. Love him and Tammy!

whichisgood said...

This personage has a vision for sure. Yet, you get the semen part, but where's the blood? It's all about adding blood to semen, putting the Thanatos back into the Eros...
Although I'm told (http://whichisgood.wordpress.com/2011/01/27/she-did-it-again/) that Les Etats Libres d'Orange are doing a blood and semen (and sweat and saliva) fragance, which seems positively disgusting.
Outdoing Tammy?

Alexis said...

first off, great comparision and or person to bring up and talk about.
you're remarks were hilarious as well.

laia. said...

so stoked everyone digs tammy!

grey hoodie said...

hell. yeah.

Ben said...

Wow, um interesting. The half black half white part was weird. Happy chinese new year!

http://bensstylecorner.blogspot.com/

RAH-RAH said...

Yessss....Noooo...Mayyybeeee.
BRUCE 4 EVER. TAMMY IS A GOLDEN GODDESS.
Best post ever.

Naehee Chung said...

oh my gosh. i love this post.